Short Reflections on a Midwestern Indoor Waterpark

1. Americans eat way too much junk.
2. Women who are abundantly blessed in their chests should consider if others would be just as blessed seeing so much of their…blessings.
3. Midwesterners, including myself, glow indoors and reflect light outdoors.
4. There should be a 7 day waiting period on tattoos. Much more thought needs to go into permanent art installations.

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